Friday, January 27, 2012

Update : Bucket List

Here is the start and I'm always adding more:

[ ] 1. Sky Dive!
[ ] 2. Visit all 50 States
[ ] 3. Get a tattoo
[x] 4. Para sail
[ ] 5. Change someones life
[ ] 6. Visit all desired places (see list)
[ ] 7. Visit a real beach
[ ] 8. Invent something
[ ] 9. Graduate College
[ ] 10. Make a name for myself
[ ] 11. Visit Oregon State university Campus
[ ] 12. Become fluent in another language
[ ] 13. Streak
[ ] 14. Skinny Dip
[x] 15. Send a message in a bottle
[x] 16. Fall seriously madly deeply in LOVE
[ ] 17. Write a novel
[ ] 18. Shower in a waterfall
[ ] 19. Teach an illiterate to read
[ ] 20. Sleep under the stars
[ ] 21. Learn to juggle
[ ] 22. Drive the autobahn
[ ] 23. Overcome biggest fears
[ ] 24. Donate money for something (and display my name)
[ ] 25. Scuba Dive and Snorkel
[x] 26. Kiss a stranger
[ ] 27. Ride in a hot air balloon
[ ] 28. Deep sea fish
[ ] 29. Swim with Dolphins
[ ] 30. Swim with Sharks
[x] 31. Write a play
[x] 32. Sing in front of a crowd
[ ] 33. Witness Serengeti Migration
[ ] 34. Watch the sunrise/sunset with someone special in an exotic place
[ ] 35. learn to surf
[ ] 36. Set foot on all 7 continents
[x] 37. Learn to cook
[x] 38. Pull an all nighter
[ ] 39. Go whale watching
[ ] 40. Write my biography
[ ] 41. Run with the bulls
[ ] 42. Bungee Jump
[x] 43. Bury a time capsule
[ ] 44. Learn to play the guitar
[ ] 45. Receive my ultimate dream proposal
[ ] 46. Meet my favorite 3 people
[ ] 47. Learn to break dance
[ ] 48. Learn to wind surf
[ ] 49. Name or Own my own star
[ ] 50. Build a GIANT sand castle
[ ] 51. Complete all fantasies
[ ] 52. Ride a bull ( real or mechanical)
[ ] 53. Grow a six pack and be sexy
[ ] 54. Climb a mountain
[ ] 55. Go through a toll booth and pay for me and the person behind me
[ ] 56. Witness a Tornado
[ ] 57. Travel each route I have mapped out
[ ] 58. Attend an MLB World Series game
[ ] 59. Learn sign language
[ ] 60. See the Northern Lights
[ ] 61. Keep a diary of every day for 1 year
[ ] 62. Apply for a passport just to have one
[ ] 63. Release a Khom Fai
[ ] 64. See the Great Barrier Reef
[ ] 65. Visit the Amazon
[ ] 66. Participate in Mardi Gras
[ ] 67. New Years Eve at Time Square
[ ] 68. Put together a model car
[ ] 69. Learn to Salsa or Tango
[x] 70. Try eating Sushi (Ew!)
[ ] 71. Take up photography and be decent at it
[ ] 72. Collect seashells along the beach
[ ] 73. Sex on a water bed
[ ] 74. Go Spelunking
[ ] 75. Have sex on the beach while having a sex on the beach
[ ] 76. Drive a Monster Truck
[ ] 77. See the place where the water runs opposite
[x] 78. Sex under the stars
[ ] 79. Bowl over 200
[ ] 80. Take singing lessons and learn to sing better
[ ] 81. Learn to do a back flip
[ ] 82. participate in a parade
[ ] 83. Visit a Volcano
[ ] 84. Get Married (only once!!!)
[ ] 85. Make a lei necklace :)
[ ] 86. Learn to throw a boomerang
[x] 87. Witness a Meteor Shower
[ ] 88. Visit Easter Island
[ ] 89. Visit remaining 7 wonders of the world
[x] 90. Walk along the Oregon Trail
[ ] 91. Visit the four corners of the USA
[ ] 92. Eat at the undersea restaurant Ithaa
[ ] 93. Fall asleep in a hammock
If you are reading this and anything comes to mind, don't hesitate to let me know! :)

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Dear Facebook,

     
         It's time that I be honest. I've been having an affair. It's name is Pintrest. It's fun, exciting and doesn't judge me. It's not you, it's me. I'm just not ready to settle down with one social network. I need adventure in my life and choosing one would just restrain me. I'm sorry but you have earned second place. If this is not good enough for you then we should just part our ways now. So Sorry,
                         Love,
                       Your forever FRIEND.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Just Sayin'

     So this morning when boyfriend and I wake up the first thing I ask him ... if you know me, you already know this. It was for some sexy time.


     He said no. Wtf? His response was "I don't have time." This was at around 8:30am ... he doesn't have to be at work until 10:30am. PLENTY of time.




     So he gets out of bed and goes to take a shower leaving me with blue balls in bed. 
:( So not cool.


     After his shower I decided to try again.   :) 




     He still said he didn't have time. It was now 8:50am. Wtf does a girl gotta do to get laid??? After he told me this he got dressed and went outside to smoke.





     WTF?? You can't tell me you don't have time to canoodle with me and then go outside for 10 minutes and slowly kill yourself.


     This is what went through my head when he did this:




     Smoking should NOT be more important than having sexy time with me. I'm sexy as hell, who would reject touching this??? Hm?? Not I.




                          Just sayin'

Monday, January 16, 2012

20 Sensual Things To Do In The Tub

Another Cosmo article that I find interesting. 20 sensual things to do in the tub... Some of these are really good ideas, some are ... not.

1. After a hellish day, add a few drops of jasmine oil to your water - it's an aroma proven to dissolve tension.

2. Sink underwater so only your face is above. According to doctors, warm water dilates the capillaries in your body, increasing the flow of oxygen to your cells and making you feel calm.

3. Suck on an ice pop. The combination of the cool fruity flavor in your mouth and the hot water lapping at your body is tres magnifique.

4. Ditch the overhead light, and burn a few scattered candles. It'll create dusk like lighting that is super flattering and makes your body look fantastic.

5. Call your guy, and put him on speaker. He may not be able to see your naked body, but he'll hear the splashes and envision it.

6. Take a bouquet of roses that are starting to droop, tear off the petals, and throw them in. The water causes them to release oils that'll make your skin smell amazing.

7. Listen to the audio version of an erotic book on your iPod. That way you can get some steamy action without worrying about wetting the pages.

8. Squeeze some body wash onto your fingers, and rub the small indented area behind your ankle. You'll hit a pressure point that is believed to release feelings of pleasure through your body.

9. The kiddie brand of bubble bath, Mr. Bubble, is one of the foamiest. Strategically place some suds, and snap a bird's-eye-view pic to send your guy.

10. Drench a washcloth in the water, then lay it over your face for a few minutes - it can help unclog your pores and make your skin smooth.

11. Pick up a bottle of sparkling rose wine for your next bath. It's just sooo decadent to sip pink bubbly as you soak.

12. Does your tub have jets? Point them at your lower back - it's where women tend to hold most of their stress.

13. Put on some classical music. A study found these kinds of tunes can actually slow your heart rate.

14. Create a sauna in your bathroom: Before filling your tub, run just the hot water from your shower and shut the door. After about 5 minutes, the room will be filled with steam.

15. Grab a bath bomb, and add it to the agua once you're already in. The little bubbles it gives off will burst all over your body - stimulating!

16. Make the water exactly 99 degrees - you can check it with a thermometer. Doctors say that's the perfect temperature to get you totally relaxed.

17. Leave you cell in another part of the house. Having no distractions will let you fully enjoy the experience.

18. Get yourself a water-proof massager, and use it to smooth out knots in your neck.

19. Toss in half a cup of baking soda. The kitchen staple is the perfect addition to a wintertime bath because it re-hydrates skin that's dried out from cold, windy weather.

20. Spritz your man's cologne in the air before climbing in. Smelling his scent while you're wet will make you hot.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

My New IPAD2

     So, my boyfriend, amazing as he is... got even more amazing. For Christmas I really wanted an IPAD2... seeing all those people in the commercials, it just wasn't fair. Some of my friends even have one but... they only have the IPAD. Not the IPAD2. :)

     When my boyfriend got back from Tennessee from visiting his family he put this cute little wrapped package on my lap. It was kind of heavy but I couldn't wait. Even though I had no idea what it was I carefully ripped it open.

And.

To my surprise.

An IPAD2 box was in my lap.


     I had to charge it the first day but man I had so much fun the next day!!!

     I was downloading apps like a mother effer!! It is sooooooo addictive!

     I have been getting so many apps lately it's crazy. Games, social things, useful and productive apps. Here's a list of my favorite apps so far:



     Best Christmas present ever! I love you boyfriend. Thank you!!!!!




Saturday, January 7, 2012

Just Sayin'

  - A good boyfriend would never let his girlfriend sleep on the couch.

                             Just sayin'

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

How not to host an interview

     So I recently applied for a management position for a well known family restaurant. I won't name any names:


     But my application was accepted and they offered me a time to set up for an interview. My interview was scheduled for Monday, January 2nd at 2:00pm.


     I left my house 45 minutes early to get there early. Makes sense, yes. When I arrived they sat me in a booth and told me he would be there shortly. 



     Little did I know how LONG I would be waiting. A half an hour passed before one of the male servers came over and offered me a drink. So now I'm sitting in the booth with a drink for even longer.



     He finally showed up at 3:15pm (an hour and 15 minutes late mind you) to tell me something I already knew.


     He asked if I had a "management" resume. I had to email my resume with the application I filled out online. I specifically stated I had never held the title of a manager. Never had the position.


     He told me this and said that this was a problem. That I was not qualified for this position because I did not have a management resume.

     First of all, buddy, if you had actually READ my resume it clearly stated that I had not had the title of manager.

     Second of all, if you did read my resume, why would you accept it KNOWING I had no previous manager experience.

     Third of all, you could have made a simple phone call to me explaining this so I didn't have to drive half and hour to get there, an hour and fifteen minutes to wait for you to show up and half an hour drive back home.

     He asked if I was interested in a serving position... If I was interested in a serving position I would not have applied for the management position. I wanted to give him a piece of my mind.



     After he felt the need to do this to me I felt like being rude back so when he was asking again (just to make sure I guess) if I was interested in a serving position I cut him off mid-sentence and said "This interview is done." I got up and left him in the booth and just walked out. 

     How effing rude. This is obviously not a company you would like to work for. They are afraid to be upfront and honest, they obviously don't read resumes and if they do they are just accepting it to waste your time and irresponsible when it comes to hiring. 

     I have worked 2 serving jobs previously. I know how to fill out/do paperwork. I know how to make the schedule. I know what extra sidework has to be done. Let's just say I know the drill. Plenty of experience and knowledge. You have to start somewhere and apparently a lot of experience is not good enough.