Shows me exactly how lucky my guy is. He has bragging rights over any man we know. I didn't know that there's so many small things I consider not to be a big deal that are really a BIG DEAL, apparently.
These poor men, who have been deprived, who have been suffering, who have no idea what they have been missing. Makes me kinda happy that I am the girl who gets to open my boyfriends world. :)
75 Sex Moves His Ex Didn't Do:
These are statements made by many guys from around the world. What their girlfriends lacked in the bedroom or refused to do in general.
1. She didn't play with my nipples. They're sensitive and I like it when a woman flicks them with her tongue.
2. I was never woken up by her for morning sex. That's the time I am horniest, so she would have gotten major points.
3. It would have been nice if my ex switched things up more often and suggested new things for us to try when we're in bed.
4. She never looked up at me when performing oral sex.
5. I'd have liked her to play a bit with my back door. Nothing too invasive, just a little tickle.
6. Sometimes I wanted her to be the big spoon after sex.
7. What really bothered me was that after I'd gone down on her, she wouldn't let me kiss her until I brushed my teeth.
8. Guys sometimes have a middle-of-the-night uncontrollable sex craving where we need pleasure right now. Well, that was when her legs became a closed vice, and I'd lie there until she woke up ... but by then, the animalistic drive was gone.
9. Why wouldn't she ever play with my hair during sex? It feels so good.
10. She never let me touch her feet. She thought it was gross, but it really truns me on. I love running my hand down a woman's leg and slightly massaging her foot when I'm on top during sex.
11. Past girlfriends should have come up with cool, brand-new positions I had never heard of, then showed me how to do them.
12. It would have thrilled me if she had suggested playing with something kinky, like candle wax.
13. I wish she would have let me bring food items into bed, like whipped cream. She was always worried about getting messy, but that was the point.
14. Paid more attention to my balls during sex. They're very accessible during intercourse - especially during doggie-style or when the woman is on top, much like the clitoris for guys.
15. Nothing is hotter than a woman who scratches and rubs my back during sex. Thinking back, more of that would always have been nice.
16. I wish my girlfriend would have swallowed. It was always so anticlimactic when I'd reach the point of no return and watch her bail at the last second.
17. I think our sex life would have been hotter if she'd been a bit more rough. Little things like a spank or a bite go a long way. If I'm doing it to you, it's usually because I like it too.
18. My ex was big on teasing for foreplay, which was sexy ... to a degree. Sometimes, she would go overboard with the teasing, like constantly just licking the tip instead of sucking it or only letting the head in and then getting off me. Too much of on thing is a bad thing.
19. In movies, you always see the woman grabbing the head-board in the heat of passion.
20. She thought using toys was perverse and wouldn't even experiment. I personally love them and enjoy the intensity of both partners' orgasms.
21. She kept her eyes closed during sex. In the heat of the moment, I want eye contact.
22. A massage postsex isn't something I've had done for me before, but it would be amazing.
23. Right when I came out of the shower, she should have jumped me. I'd be dripping wet and ready to go.
24. It's be so hot if the next girl I dated would scream my name just when she was about to climax.
25. I spent a lot of time arousing her, but she never reciprocated. I think she thought I was just ready to go.
26. Used way more tongue while kissing.
27. The woman I used to date was really self-conscious and wouldn't touch herself in front of me. I want you to fondle your breasts while we have sex.
28. Whispered I'm so wet when were out at dinner.
29. She could have put the condom on me to make that moment much sexier.
30. I love when a girl is on top, but she used to just move up and down. Mix things up and lean back slightly - it gently bends my penis in a way that feels good.
31. No girl I have dated has brought sexy outfits or costumes into the bedroom. I would love it if a future girlfriend did.
32. If she had just watched porn with me, our sex life would have been even more thrilling. It is a fun thing to do as a couple and would have been such a turn on. I'd even have let her pick the flick.
33. I hated having to do all the work with my ex. Every once in a while, pin me down on the bed and take complete control.
34. She would never let me go down on her. I think she just felt weird about it. But I enjoy pleasing a woman that way, so it was a real bummer.
35. I wanted to have sex in the sauna, but she said her cheeks would get too red.
36. Speak up! I can't tell you how much more vocal I wish women would be.
37. Complimented my penis. She didn't need to gush, but I'd have liked to know that she enjoyed it.
38. I know my former girlfriend used a vibrator when I wasn't around. I'm totally cool with that, and I would have loved it if she had whipped it out and shown me how to use it on her.
39. I dated a woman for four years, and she never surprised me with sex. I always fantasized about her pulling me into the bathroom at a bar for a quickie.
40. Tried anal sex. I wanted to try something different, and if it didn't feel right, we could have stopped. But let's at least give it a shot.
41. I wish she would have met me on our lunch breaks for afternoon quickies in different locations.
42. Never once did she give me a blow job to completion. It's fine to use it as foreplay, but sometimes it's nice to have that be the main event.
43. I really wish she would have paid more attention to my scrotum instead of just the shaft.
44. She wasn't bad in bed, but she wasn't exciting either. She's give very soft kisses, but sometimes I wish she'd just bite at my neck or nip my bottom lip. It would have made me feel like she was more into the sex.
45. I wanted to be womken up in the middle of the night with her already riding me.
46. My ex could've given me a little spanking here and there. It's animalistic and feisty.
47. In missionary, she'd leave her feet on the bed with her knees spread. It would have been so much more fun if she'd wrap them around me when my thrusts were really working for her.
48. Let me know when she's about to climax. Guys want women to tell them so that we can try to time ours with yours. Even if she didn't want to say it out loud, she could have grabbed my butt or scratched my back to give me a sign.
49. Whenever she went down on me, she would only do it lying on the bed. I always hoped she'd do it while I was standing and she was on her knees.
50. When we were having sex from behind, she wouldn't turn her head to look at me. I want to be able to see a woman's X-rated expressions as I'm doing her from behind.
51. I told her I was into trying role-playing and got shut down. She could have at least come back with a suggestion she was comfortable with. It made me feel like I could never suggest anything even a little kinky ever again.
52. Immediately after sex, she would get dressed. It instantly killed whatever postsex vibe we had going on. Stay naked - it reminds me of the awesome time we just had.
53. I never felt she was open to conversations about what worked and what didn't work in bed. I'd love to be able to have that kind of open talk.
54. During foreplay, it never seemed like she was all that pumped to have sex. C'mon grind your pelvis into me or do something to let me know you're getting turned on.
55. I wish she'd have spent time kissing and licking my cut lines - that V-shaped area between a guy's thighs and abs. I spend a lot of time at the gym defining them, and they're really sensitive.
56. She refused to leave the lights on. It was a total buzzkill. Even if we started hooking up, right as I started undressing her, she would run to the switch. ugh!
57. I've had several ex-girlfriends who never let their hands play the leading role in sex. I still like hand jobs every once in a while.
58. When she touched my penis, it was like she was afraid she would break it. She was so gentle! A firmer grip would have improved her hand-job skills a hundred percent.
59. I'm all for round two, but my ex would always try to rush into it. She didn't understand my body needed a little time to recover - I'm not a porn star.
60. She'd squeeze her PC muscles toward the end of sex as she was about to orgasm, but it would have felt better if she'd have done it throughout us getting it on.
61. I love a woman on top, because it lets me see practically her whole body. My ex would bend over so our faces were close when she was in this position, and I couldn't see her breasts or anything else. It kind of made it pointless. I always wanted her to sit up straight.
62. When I first walked into her house, I'd have liked her to attack me. We could have had sex right against the door.
63. It would have driven me crazy if she had brought a big mirror into the bedroom and propped it somewhere near the bed, so we could watch ourselves going at it.
64. She hopped up to go to the bathroom as soon as we were done with sex. I would have preferred she let me stay inside her for a few minutes just to feel closer to her.
65. I think I would have passed out with excitement if she had sexily rubbed lube on my shaft before sex instead of waiting for me to reach for the bottle and put it on her.
66. Let me rip her shirt off her. It could have been an old one she didn't care about. It would make me feel like such an animal.
67. I just got out of a three-year relationship, and the entire time, I wanted her to play with my taint. All she needed to do was rub it with her finger. It's such a sensitive area.
68. I see this one hand-job maneuver in porn all the time but have never had it done to me. The girl grabs the guy's penis, one hand on top of the other so both hands touch, and then very lightly twists each hand in the opposite direction repeatedly.
69. If my ex had been more of a technician when it came to blow jobs, it would have made things so much better. It would have felt a lot nicer if she had really done some interesting moves with her mouth or tongue instead of just going up and down.
70. Blindfolded me or tied me up using her thong. A clean one, of course. It's unexpected and would have been so freaking hot.
71. I'd have liked her to suck on my testicles. Sometimes her hands were too rough, but her mouth would have been wet and soft.
72. Wake me up really early in the morning for sex. It's awesome because then we can laze in bed for a bit before we have to start the day.
73. Use her legs to spin her body in a circle while riding me. Thats my ultimate dream move.
74. Moaned while she was going down on me. Guys worry that women don't like oral. So if she had just made sounds to let me know she was having fun, it would have let me relax more and enjoy it.
75. Once, I had an ex who groaned and moaned loudly with every single thrust. I whish she had been more real with me. I know I am good, but I'm not that good.
You can see yourself that these poor men have been deprived. I believe that if more women were more open to try new things, they're would be less cheating, less fighting, and less crime.
If women were more open to try new things, cheating wouldn't be neccessary, the guy would be getting what he wanted so he wouldn't go looking somewhere else. There would be less fighting because sex and being physical relieves stress and pressure and relaxes people.
Good advice...
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