Monday, October 17, 2011

25 Kinky Things To Do With Your Undies

     Another article I took an interest in from Cosmo Magazine (written by: Annie Daly). Some of them are good ideas and some are just ... not. Take a look, tell me what you think...

1. Sport a little white lacy pair, and then hop in the shower with your guy. It's like a wet-tee-shirt contest... only it's down there. And there's no tee-shirt.

2. When you're at the bar, take off your thong and slip it into his hand.

3. Snap a pic of your hottest lingerie, and text it to him with the message "Can't wait to get these off tonight."

4. Run a pair under hot water, then wrap it around his shaft and squeeze. The heat helps increase his blood flow down there, making him rock-hard and explosion-ready.

5. Use your underwear as a scrunchie.

6. Do the handcuff: Use your skivvies to tie his hands behind his back (one hand goes in each hole), and then go down on him. The sex-cop thing really never gets old.

7. Leave your underwear on while he's touching you during foreplay. Friction, baby, friction.

8. Make a dirty bracelet: Grab a lacy thong, and wrap it around your wrist a few times.

9. Put a slinky thong over your fingers, gently circle them around his tip, and let him savor the silky way.

10. Keep your underwear on during sex - just push it aside. The immediacy makes it a horndog's heaven, like you simply can't wait to have him.

11. Hide a tiny thong in the pocket of his suit pants. He'll find it while he's at work (just hope it's not when he's in front of his boss) and think of you All. Day. Long.

12. Be a down-south dominatrix... with yourself. Touch your lady parts through your underwear in front of him. Guys will never pass up a good show.

13. Clean your place in your skivvies-bust out a broom, a dustpan... go huge. He'll want to sweep you straight into the sack.

14. Two words: edible underwear. It exists. Wear a pair and let him devour it.

15. Or go DIY: Make a pair with whipped cream, then let him lick it off you. For a lusty topping, eat cherries together after the act.

16. Cut a hole in them, and have sex through the opening. Peep shows = so insanely hot.

17. "Accidentally" leave a skimpy pair in his underwear drawer. The surprise will be extra sexy since it's unexpected.

18. Sit on top of him with your undies on, and slowly grind in a circular motion. Hold out for as long as possible - the anticipation will kill him - then 86 your skivvies and get it on.

19. Have him head down there and breathe on you over your undies. The warm air will feel ahhhmazing.

20. Call it the gunslinger: Slide off your underwear, twirl it around your pointer finger, and shoot it like a rubber band right at him.

21. Put your undies over his eyes, blindfold-style. Restricting his vision intensifies his other senses, so he'll be more horny (if that's even possible).

22. Have him place his ankles in the holes of your underwear, almost like you're tying his feet together. He'll feel dominated - aka massively turned on.

23. Cook him breakfast wearing only your boy shorts. Men get majorly hot when they see just a hint of your butt cheeks... and while you're holding a spatula? Yum.

24. Strut your stuff wearing nothing but your girliest lingerie and a pair of ferosh boots. The sweet-sultry combo is insanely sexy.

25. Wear neon underwear. It's just plain awesome.

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