Yes, a pirate festival. I love pirates and I love dragons. It was not a huge production but it was located at the Bellevue Berry Farm in Bellevue, Nebraska.
It consisted of pirate shows, sword fights, belly dancing, gypsies, jugglers, and dragon knick knacks. I have a huge facsination with dragons, I think they are incredible mythical creatures.
We also participated in knife throwing. Boyfriend got 2 out of 5 stuck, I got none. :( But it was fun. I think the best entertainment they had was the juggler. His stage name was Crazy Boy Coy. He was a great performer and he was hilarious.
First he juggled 3 balls, then 4 balls, then five and even 6. He also had a stunt where he stood on a 2 ft diameter ball, squeezed his way through a tennis racket and juggled all at the same time. Juggled sticks on fire!!! It was cool. He had a great personality on stage, he was hilarious as I said before.
I got a few pictures of him, I wanted everyone to get a sneak peak of the show... Enjoy...
He is putting out his flaming baton in this picture while still wearing the tennis racket... lol. Great show!
Recently I went to the Iowa State Fair. It is huge. They have rides, shows, entertainment, and all sorts of other stuff. They do have a lot of food. A lot of food they have available is either deep fried or it comes on a stick.
I decided to try a deep fried twinkie for the first time. It was AMAZING:
YEAH, exactly. Yum! But anyway that's not the "wtf" situation I'm talking about. I swear they will deep fry anything or put anything on a stick.
Well, something NEW they had at the fair this year was deep fried butter. Seriously, it was a stick of butter, dipped in batter, deep fried, put on a stick and served hot. Ugh! WTF?? People were eating it like it was a delicacy. I kid you not! So disgusting! I felt myself getting fatter just thinking about it. Sick.
61.Why are threesomes so damn appealing?Four hands, two mouths: double the pleasure, double the fun.
62.Would a guy stop me if I was doing something that didn't feel good during sex?Most guys enjoy sex no matter how "bad" it is, unless you're really rough and he bruises easily.
63.Is it hot if a girl pins a guy's arms down?As long as we're letting you pin our arms down (and you're not actually stronger than we are), it's hot.
64.How can I tell if a sex move is too far out of a guy's comfort zone?Try one little thing at a time. After, ask him if he likes it, and see how he reacts.
65.Women have various types of orgasms. Do men?Yes. If we're in love the orgasm is much more intense than if it's just a random encounter.
66.Do guys prefer our place or theirs?Guys would rather be at your place. It probably smells nice. Our place smells... soviet.
67.How can you get a guy that you already had sex with to see you in another light?Hang out with him in a less intimate environment. Instead of drinks or dinner, grab coffee or catch a movie.
68.Do guys compare current sex partners with past ones?Yes, but we're not comparing your skills; we're comparing the experience. Sometimes, it's better even with a less skilled girl.
69.What is the ideal length of time sex should last?Depends on the mood. Sometimes we want a sitcom, and sometimes we want a movie. Both are great.
70.Would you ever not hook up with a girl because you weren't groomed down there?Wait, guys are supposed to groom down there?! (kidding, but no, we would never worry about that.)
71.Which sex sounds are hottest?When they are real. Men can tell when you're trying too hard, and it's a turn-off.
72.If a woman has sex with a guy early on, does he assume she is like this with every guy?He probably assumes you are. But if he likes you, he doesn't care.
73.Do guys fantasize about other women during sex?Some do. But certainly none of the men answering these questions...
46.Are men intimidated if a girl brings her vibe to bed?Some are - especially younger guys. To be safe, wait until you've been sleeping together at least a couple of months.
47.Is biting ever a turn-on?If so, where and how hard. Do you mean biting of the wang? No, that's not cool. Biting on other parts is okay.
48.How does it feel to be inside a girl?Like you're sitting in a hot tub while riding a roller coaster.
49.What do we do wrong in bed that guys don't tell us?Be more assertive. It is such a turn-on when a girl tells us what she likes.
50.If I touch my guy's butt during sex, he shuts down. Why is he sensitive about it?Some guys want every inch explored. Others don't. You're with an other.
51.What does an orgasm feel like for a guy?Eating your favorite meal, getting a massage, and winning the lottery all at once. But better.
52.Which do guys like best, us on top or them?You on top, going up and down. Grinding doesn't feel that great, but we know it works for you.
53.Do men want their nipples played with? If so, how?It depends on the guy. If you want to test the waters, try mimicking the way he plays with yours.
54.Is period sex a turn-off?Everyone knows girls are hornier on their period. If she's down, we're down.
55.How important is it to make a woman climax?Very important! It's a huge confidence booster when we know we're pleasing you.
56.Are guys really into getting foreplay for their own sake?Most men enjoy foreplay, just for less time than woman do.
57.Is my O face hot?It turns us on - not because of the way you look but because we know the mission was a success.
58.How do we know if you're having sex or making love?If the guy is focusing a lot on your pleasure, it's probably more than "just" sex to him.
59.Do guys ever fake it?Some guys no doubt do it occasionally. But it almost certainly has nothing to do with you.
60.Should a girl acknowledge a queef?We only care if she calls attention to it. Ignore it, and let's finish what we started.
31.Do guys like when a girl changes sex positions, or would they prefer to do it?When a girl takes control in bed, it's beyond sexy.
32.Why does my boyfriend have to go fast to finish?Slow is how we "maintain." Go slow until you're done, then let him go into humpin' hamster mode - compromise!
33.Is it possible for a woman to be too wet?Well, if she floods the bedroom, it may trip us out, but generally, it's a huge ego boost.
34.Why does a girl sucking on her finger get guys so hot?Because your finger reminds us of our penis - er, we mean a much smaller version of our penis.
35.Can a guy ever have too much sex?Can the pope have too much church?
36.During oral, which is better - a consistent pace or surprising techniques?Variety is the key to life. It's also the key to good oral sex. So do a little of both.
37.How do you know if a guy is satisfied in bed?When he keeps coming back for more, he's hooked.
38.Do guys want you to look them in the eyes during oral?Little glances can be hot, but let's not have a staring contest.
39. What satisfies men most?You screaming in ecstasy.
40.Do guys like cuddling after sex?We like to cuddle when it's with someone who we actually want to wake up next to in the morning.
41.How do you keep the spark alive in an LTR?Spontaneity. Remember when you first started dating and had sex in the library(No? What?) Be naughty again.
42. If we've been going at it for a while and it's not happening for me, should a girl be honest or fake an orgasm?Neither. Just tell us how much you want us to come. We'll get the message... and then we'll gladly comply.
43.What kind of bedroom attire turns guys on the most?Whatever makes you feel sexy- because when you feel hot, it gets us hot. Just no garter belts, they're weird.
44.If sex with a new girl is bad, is that a deal breaker?Some awkwardness is no big deal, but if a trip to the ER is involved, we may move on.
45.Why do men dig a.m. sex?Morning erections are common, and it's either take a cold shower or make some love. Easy choice.
16.What's better- a light touch or a firm touch on your penis?Firm.
17.Does having sex on the first date make a guy think you're not girlfriend material?No.
18.What kissing technique will turn him on right away?A slow, sensual, passionate kiss. Don't stick your tongue down his throat. Make him want it.
19.Do guys actually like how a girl tastes?Not every girl tastes the same. But some do taste good, and it adds to our attraction.
20.Is it a turn-off to sleep with a virgin?No. It's pressure to show her the ropes, but most guys are happy to step up to the plate.
21.Why are guys shy about talking during sex?What some girls find hot others find disgusting, and we don't want to chance offending you and not getting laid.
22.If you loved a woman and she wanted to wait to have sex, would you?If we LOVED a girl, yes. If we just LIKED her, probably not.
23.How do I know if I'm good at sex?Men will make involuntary noises you would never expect to hear. Then they'll pass out.
24.If it's been a while since you got it on, can just seeing a woman in a tight shirt give you an erection?It could be an XXL, and if a guy's horny, he'll find something about any firl to turn him on.
25.Do you play with our breasts only because you think we like it?Oh, we're huge fans of those things! But we also hope that we're turning you on.
26.I understand men are tired postcoitus, but why can't they even talk?Everything to a man becomes much less interesting after we have sex. We cannot all be the Old Spice Guy.
27.How easy is it for guys to have casual sex with women?Pretty easy. Guys seem to take longer to develop that attachment to a woman.
28.What do guys like best during a blow job?A girl who isn't afraid to use her mouth on your balls.
29.Is having sex in positions where you're doing all the work fun or exhausting?How lazy do you think we are? We love pushing you against a wall or bending you over a desk.
30.Do guys tell their friends about their sex lives?If you're a one-nighter, yes. If you're a girlfriend... sometimes.
1.Do guys ever prefer a hand job over having sex?Yes, but only when full-on sex isn't an option, such as on an airplane or at the DMV.
2.I like it when a guy touches my clitoris during sex, but is it too much "work" for him?Any guy not taouching your clitoris is absolutely clueless. The good ones enjoy it.
3.Do men like to be spanked?The occasional playful slap is cool, but we'd rather be the spankers. A firm ass grap during sex, though? Awesome.
4.Is it intimidating when we tell you what to do in bed?NO, we like it; it's like having a GPS (G-spot positioning system). Extra points for using a fake british accent.
5.Do men get bored in LTRs?Without variety, yes. So role-play, sext, role-play (hint).
6.Do guys care about a flabby stomach or cellulite?Not so much. Don't make it a big deal, and he won't either.
7.How many times a week do men like to have sex?Live-in G/F: four or five. GF we don't live with: five or six. Sex buddy: As many times as possible.
8.Do guys like it if we sqeeze our PC muscles?Sometimes, but it's not a major factor in our enjoyment.
9.What sex tricks wow guys?Prop a mirror against the wall for a show, pin his arms down, and talk really dirty to him.
10.Are unshaven legs (or other body parts) a turn-off? Hell, yes.Shave that. It's not 1973 anymore.
11.Do guys like to have their balls played with during sex?Do chicks like compliments? Of course we do.
12.Why do guys in relationships look at porn?To feed our sexual appetite, for ideas, for masturbation.
13.What are the chances that a guy will end up falling for a sex buddy?50/50. Sometimes the sex is so good, it takes you a while to realize that she's an awesome person too.
14.Do men like it when we touch ourselves during sex or do they feel not needed?We like it, as long as you don't push our hand away and snap 'God, let me do it!'
15.How much does breast size really matter?You can have a great pair of A's or a great pair of D's. If they look good, we're happy.
I was at the Iowa state fair over the past weekend and this was one of the rides they had. OMG! I wish this was me! If it wasn't $25.00 bucks a pop I would have been first in line!
Enjoy :)
This is supposed to be verticle but my computer crapped out and posted this one instead and I'm just in a lazy mood not to fix it now.
Went on vacation not to long ago and we stay in these little "cabin" houses. They don't maintain them very well so things are falling apart. But, no worries, if something is broken or starting to break they try to fix it. Example A:
We also learned that if ductape doesn't work just plain old regular masking tape will work... just a lot more of it.
Example B:
This is how they upkeep and prevent spending money on unnecessary renovations. . . Air is not important... the week we were up there it was 98* out and humidity of 91... and yet in our cabin it felt like it was 60* and felt amazing!
Maybe we take tape for granted and don't realize just how much we need it. Multipurpose take, yeah!
So ... I have this song in my head. Can't get it out. I sing it every day all day long. Every one else is extremely annoyed now. Not me, I'm lovin' it!!!
OOOOOHhhhhhh my God. addicting. If you wanna sing along... just follow the lyrics:
Our back yard is a corn field. we have a great view because it's flat and you can see quite a ways west. We have experienced some amazing sunsets recently because of all the storms and humid weather.
A couple days ago we went for a walk but before we got outside, we looked outside and everything was like an orange-ish gold color. Really pretty. So, I got the camera out and took a few pictures and I felt the need to share them. And, here you go:
(Please ignore the camera reflection.)
I thought these clouds looked amazing... no rain, no wind, and no storms. Just really pretty formations and colors all over the place. Beautiful.
