Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Guys Answer Your Sex Questions Part 1

     An article from Cosmo Magazine. First 15.

1. Do guys ever prefer a hand job over having sex? Yes, but only when full-on sex isn't an option, such as on an airplane or at the DMV.

2. I like it when a guy touches my clitoris during sex, but is it too much "work" for him? Any guy not taouching your clitoris is absolutely clueless. The good ones enjoy it.

3. Do men like to be spanked? The occasional playful slap is cool, but we'd rather be the spankers. A firm ass grap during sex, though? Awesome.

4. Is it intimidating when we tell you what to do in bed? NO, we like it; it's like having a GPS (G-spot positioning system). Extra points for using a fake british accent.

5. Do men get bored in LTRs? Without variety, yes. So role-play, sext, role-play (hint).

6. Do guys care about a flabby stomach or cellulite? Not so much. Don't make it a big deal, and he won't either.

7. How many times a week do men like to have sex? Live-in G/F: four or five. GF we don't live with: five or six. Sex buddy: As many times as possible.

8. Do guys like it if we sqeeze our PC muscles? Sometimes, but it's not a major factor in our enjoyment.

9. What sex tricks wow guys? Prop a mirror against the wall for a show, pin his arms down, and talk really dirty to him.

10. Are unshaven legs (or other body parts) a turn-off? Hell, yes. Shave that. It's not 1973 anymore.

11. Do guys like to have their balls played with during sex? Do chicks like compliments? Of course we do.

12. Why do guys in relationships look at porn? To feed our sexual appetite, for ideas, for masturbation.

13. What are the chances that a guy will end up falling for a sex buddy? 50/50. Sometimes the sex is so good, it takes you a while to realize that she's an awesome person too.

14. Do men like it when we touch ourselves during sex or do they feel not needed? We like it, as long as you don't push our hand away and snap 'God, let me do it!'

15. How much does breast size really matter? You can have a great pair of A's or a great pair of D's. If they look good, we're happy.

1 comment:

  1. Thousands of men like to be spanked. I certainly do. My wife is comfortable with it but I am not dominated or anything like that. I just love it for some reason.

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