Why the "Hard Stuff" is always better

      Seriously. Think. Hard stuff is better than not hard stuff. such as:


Hard candy vs. Not hard candy -
     If you don't bite it or break it, you can suck on that shit forever! I mean it can last at least 10-15-20 minutes depending on how devoted you are to making it disappear. Other candy like gummies, m&ms, skittles, kit kat, or whatever only lasts seconds then it's gone for good. So, quick easy yummy taste or long lasting pleasureful taste...


Hard liquor vs. beer (or non hard liquor) -
     It takes waaaaaay more beer to get you drunk than it does the hard stuff. Unless you seriously are a light weight. Two shots of everclear and you might be hulicinating, two cans of beers and you may .... not feel anything. I don't know about you but if I want that quick buzz.... the hard stuff is the way to go.


Hard Penis vs. non hard penis -
     One thing that a lot of people are afraid to talk about. Well, I'm not. It seriously is better to have a hard penis than a limp penis and every woman in this world will agree. (this includes gays and women who are not lesbians. I have nothing against any gender and which gender they are interested in. This is not supposed to be offensive.) Face it, you CANNOT have sex with a non HARD penis.


Hard evidence vs. no evidence (or little evidence) -
     Hard evidence is garunteed evidence. It is literal proof against the bad guys. Like fingerprints and DNA, its rather difficult to "fake" these. little evidence could possibly not be evidence at all or it could be the work of a frame artist.


Hard tops vs. convertibles -
     I don't care what you say, when you are in a convertible, if you are a female especially, your hair will blow in your face. No this does not hurt but it's annoying as hell and your hair will be all "frizzy." And with hard tops you will never ever make the mistake of leaving your roof down in the rain. EVER.